Sploshing with Messy cakes and deserts

[Stimsoe023]

Hi,

I'm looking for a Lady in the South east, preferrably around West Sussex/Surrey area who would provide some food fun.

I would like to have messy cakes or deserts poured, dropped or thrown over me (I'm thinking maybe a big gateau or trifle and maybe some smaller deserts.

Is there anyone out there who would entertain this?, I would be happy for it to be done in the bathtub if space is an issue, I would also help clean up if required.

Thanks!