07-10-2012, 17:58
Has anyone got tales of the wrong food before sex? This is mine.
Had a meet in April with an wonderful escort I had seen twice before, but not for a couple of months. I went to her place for an incall, first time at her place, which was fine. It was an early appointment at 10.00am for 2 hours of fun. After a bit of a chat we started to disrobe, kiss and caress. Eventually I worked my way down to my favourite place and MY GOD talk about an eye watering aroma hit me like a punch in the face! This was very strange as she was a very clean girl, all sorts of things were flitting through my mind. I decided to retreat to using my hands as I couldn't stay down there.
After the meet, I was peturbed by the aroma, so I googled symtoms etc. one of which was an STI OMG! However, that night I cooked Asparagus and took a pee a little later and Bingo that was the smell! Extraordinary!!
Had a meet in April with an wonderful escort I had seen twice before, but not for a couple of months. I went to her place for an incall, first time at her place, which was fine. It was an early appointment at 10.00am for 2 hours of fun. After a bit of a chat we started to disrobe, kiss and caress. Eventually I worked my way down to my favourite place and MY GOD talk about an eye watering aroma hit me like a punch in the face! This was very strange as she was a very clean girl, all sorts of things were flitting through my mind. I decided to retreat to using my hands as I couldn't stay down there.
After the meet, I was peturbed by the aroma, so I googled symtoms etc. one of which was an STI OMG! However, that night I cooked Asparagus and took a pee a little later and Bingo that was the smell! Extraordinary!!
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