Holidays

[A Bloke]

It’s holiday time, flying back to the UK for ten days or so and if any lurkers want to spot me I’ll be the one wearing a Mexican hat with a huge teddy bear, wife, three screaming kids and looking down the check in girls blouse.

I’m looking forward to some decent fish n chips, a good curry and a wander around Currys. Unfortunately I’ll be on a short leash so no “me” time with anyone.

After 10 days I’ll be crawling up the walls wanting to get back here.

I know it’s diggers last day tomorrow so goodbye digger and please everyone don’t talk about us when we’re not here.

Now were did I put that passport??