reverse booking????!!!!

[DivineMissG]

Just for a bit of fun - I thought I look up alternative meanings for STD which could be relevant. How about the following:
Synthetic Training Device - Sybian machine perhaps?
Solutions for The Disturbed!
Subcutaneous Tissue Disorder - Problem skin?
Swimmer Transport Device - well sperms swim don't they?
Short Term Disability - in his case his brain became disconnected from his fingers, or perhaps he's turned on by someone in a plaster cast!
Short Term Debt - he may be hoping for a freebie because he's short of the readies!
Salinity, Temperature Depth - maybe he's another mad scientist like the time and motion guy.

I bet that's got you lot thinking!

Hahaha!!

Stupid Twatty Dickhead