Men... How do they do it?

[Freddo]

My OH came home from work and within less than 2 hours he had used 4 pint glasses and two large wine glasses

And then after having a shower and leaving two large towels and his dirty work clothes laying round the house he asked me to drive him somewhere as he had been to the pub before he came home

Sarah

I wish I had a OH like you Sarah

Freddo, what are you saying about Sarah's OH?

He might just be taking the mick a bit
Either that or his mum did everything for him when he was younger

I would never expect anyone to clear up after me
and if I want to go to the pub get a cab