Tell me what where when why?

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Considering you have got me tied to this tree Emily, with my jeans down round my ankle's, I dont think I could run very far with an oak tree....oh nom I can see a blonde tall woman coming up the hill, and she has the riding crop again...HELPPP!!!!

If you dont hear from me in the next hour, dont tell anyone, cause im enjoying myself..

of course we are here to give pleasure