embarassing things

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another embarassing time doing shopping with other half a few years back, i thought he had wandered away wih the trolley, couldnt see him then spied him or what i thought was the back of him, went down put my stuff in the trolley without looking at the guys then slipped my hand down the back of his jeans to hold his bum, we walked a few feet, then i heard this voice turned round it wasnt him

when i eventually found him he said i'd been standing next to him looking around then he had watched me approach the guy & disappeared in case the guys wife came back

needless to say i had to go back to the opticians