Effects of war on your sex life

[Johnhomes65]

An associate of mine in EOD had his sex life changed in the sandpit. He was trying to recover the OC's body after an IED went off when a second one went off removing Dingger's legs mid thigh, his scrotum, testicles and penis. He also lost his thumbs. In hospital at Selly Oak he said the thumbs didn't matter because he had nothing left to play with and even if he did it was no good because both his arms were in casts anyway so he couldn't reach.

In a less humourous discussion he admitted the real issue was losing his thumbs because he will never write or drive.