The thing that bugs me when an escort retires

[Laudanum]

If I had a penny for each time a gentleman said they were going to call me at a certain time, or keep in touch--right before disappearing off the face of the earth, I would be a very rich person by now. I'm afraid it goes with the territory, for both sides of the equation.

One of my major hates is when someone just hangs up on me and doesn't say goodbye. I always wish my callers well, and ask them to take care before I end a call. I can tell the difference between credits running out, and a hangup call. There's a lot that's going to annoy both sides generally.