2 very good reasons why

[darkstranger]

The worst thing that I heard about was when I was a special constable for west midlands police. An officer told me that the control room had a call for an emergency. When asked what was wrong a woman answered on the other end saying "nothing yet, but if you don't come soon my cheating bastard boyfriend will most likely die. Police and ambulance arrived at an address and found out that the mans girlfriend had told him she wanted to be kinky and tie him to the bed, so natural he let her. Once he was all tied up she told him that she knew about the affair that he had been having and went out of the room. she soon returned with a pair of curling tongues and plugged them into the wall. once hot she inserted them up his backside and left him there.

Don't you ladies get any ideas!!!