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10 things punters dont want to happen on the way to meet an AW lady - simo22 - 03-11-2011
1/ Being seen by family, friends and work colleagues.
2/ Lady at the door and Lady on profile don't match.
3/ Venue rings alarm bells because there is an old settee/ burnt mattress/ car on bricks in the front garden.
4/ House smells of cat wee/ dog poop/ reptiles.
5/ Meeting previous/next booking when arriving/leaving.
6/ Your booking has been forgotten because the lady has clearly just got up/ just got home/ isnt home nor answering her mobile.
7/ The 'quiet address' turns out to be next to a school/ tesco express/ taxi rank.
8/ Your boss calls to say you are needed back at the office/ to stand in for a colleague/ will meet you at Frankley services in 20 minutes.
9/ You get a parking ticket, clamped, or have a prang which all need a great reason why you are where you are at that time when you are supposed to be elsewhere.
10/ The door opens and a voice says 'dont worry about me pal, i'll be in the next room just in case, / 'muurrmm!! it's some bloke for you' / 'are you from the council? i've been waiting in all afternoon for you, are your samples in your car? we havent had a bath for 10 days now'
RE: 10 things punters dont want to happen on the way to meet an AW lady - MrSmith767 - 03-11-2011
(03-11-2011, 17:21)simo22 Wrote: 5/ Meeting previous/next booking when arriving/leaving.
5a/ Spotting previous booking when leaving, and recognising it as your Dad!!
RE: 10 things punters dont want to happen on the way to meet an AW lady - DivineMissG - 03-11-2011
(03-11-2011, 19:57)MrSmith767 Wrote:(03-11-2011, 17:21)simo22 Wrote: 5/ Meeting previous/next booking when arriving/leaving.
5a/ Spotting previous booking when leaving, and recognising it as your Dad!!
Hahahahahahaha!!!
RE: 10 things punters dont want to happen on the way to meet an AW lady - Laudanum - 03-11-2011
(03-11-2011, 19:57)MrSmith767 Wrote:(03-11-2011, 17:21)simo22 Wrote: 5/ Meeting previous/next booking when arriving/leaving.
5a/ Spotting previous booking when leaving, and recognising it as your Dad!!
Flawless.
RE: 10 things punters dont want to happen on the way to meet an adultwork lady - MrSmith767 - 03-11-2011
2a/ Lady in the profile is not the lady at the door. You know the lady at the door from somewhere else!!
(you all can decide where you know her from)
RE: 10 things punters dont want to happen on the way to meet an adultwork lady - abcdef - 03-11-2011
u forgot one getting killed with her in your car
RE: 10 things punters dont want to happen on the way to meet an adultwork lady - DivineMissG - 03-11-2011
Your Mum calls just as you're about to knock on her door...
Can you come back from that boys?
RE: 10 things punters dont want to happen on the way to meet an adultwork lady - simo22 - 03-11-2011
No, i couldnt. Would kill my mood and stiffy for sure.
RE: 10 things punters dont want to happen on the way to meet an adultwork lady - MrSmith767 - 03-11-2011
(03-11-2011, 20:47)lolo Wrote: u forgot one getting killed with her in your carThat is bad, but if you were killed, at least you wouldn't need to explain why she was there!
RE: 10 things punters dont want to happen on the way to meet an adultwork lady - MrSmith767 - 03-11-2011
(03-11-2011, 20:53)DivineMissG Wrote: Your Mum calls just as you're about to knock on her door...
Can you come back from that boys?
Your Mum opens the door!!