Bizarrenesses discovered on tour

[SassyAnn]

A few bizarre things I have discovered on my recent tour with Curvaceous Kate.

We're both independent and like doing our own thing.

Trying to get a word in edgeways, we were both telling each other to shut up!

Kate and I both make 'vroom'ing noises when going round the corner in the car or going down a fast road.

We both make screeching brake noises when coming to a sudden stop (although she adds a 'doush' crash sound to hers - too many memories for me!)

I found myself singing a nursery rhyme going around Sainsbury's after she left. It wasn't quite right though..... Ding dong bell, pussy's doing well. I can't imagine why!

Kate talks to herself. I talked to her SatNav.

I snore and it goes through walls.

She makes 'I'm being fucked good and proper' noises and it goes through walls.

We are definitely not bi. This is not bizarre, more a statement of fact!

It's fun having someone around when you're working, especially when you have spent years working alone.

[Hicky]

Points 3 and 4 may be odd - but they surprise me not one bit!!!

[Emily of Halifax]

Point 6 does her sat nav answer back and if so which alias is it

[jayzee77]

thats hilarious!
Kates offered to 'chaperone' me locally if I fancy doing a couple of days work.
Not sure I am quite ready for that yet but it sounds like it could be fun!

[abcdef]

lol ann

i might be weird but i hate anyone talking to me in the car even if im a passenger

[SassyAnn]

Sat Nav really pissed me off. It kept trying to tell her to turn all the time and I was telling her the correct route.
So I said things like, 'For heavens sake, we're going to the chemist'. Kate would say through gritted teeth, 'Yes I know', and I would say 'I'm talking to the SatNav'.

Also she couldn't get to grips initially that I'm left and right dyslexic. So instead of saying left and right (it takes too long to work it out, and I still get it wrong), I would say 'Your side' or 'My side'.
'I don't have a side' she would wail. I refrained from commenting on her backside.... I'm nice really, even under immense provocation!

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thats hilarious!
Kates offered to 'chaperone' me locally if I fancy doing a couple of days work.
Not sure I am quite ready for that yet but it sounds like it could be fun!

Jayzee, I don't think anyone is ever ready for Kate. Just go with the flow - it will be fun!

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lol ann

i might be weird but i hate anyone talking to me in the car even if im a passenger

Weirdo.

I don't particularly like people talking to me, well, ever really.
I couldn't be doing with a SatNav though. The voices would drive me mad.
I used to get a map and work out my own route. I am an excellent map reader though! It's sad to make your one talent redundant.

[English Kate]

ROLF I thought I was tired before I read this, but the laughing just finished me off! Very funny.

[jayzee77]

says in very posh voice "Please perform a U-turn when possible"!

[abcdef]

if i had gerard butlers voice on mine i would constantly do things wrong

[jayzee77]

you can download different voices on to them.. some of them quite fun!