Excuses!

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lol sorry pan but that one is funny

[sophieofyork]

I've just had a guy tell me he's at a meeting place but can't find me!! Lolo you can vouch for how easy I am to find!!

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very easy to find he must be talking rubbish

[tinkerbell]

i know your door and there was no answer lol....even tho i give clean instructions to not knock

its all a bit sad i think its just so they can say ive booked an escort and ive got a pair of bollocks,...

[ajcole]

The can't have bollocks if they don't turn up

[English Kate]

I've had the fallen asleep one as well sugar, but thankfully for a booking that was meant to be at my apartment, so not too much time wasted.

I've also had the, 'I didn't realise it was a firm booking' when it clearly was.

[sophieofyork]

I have one client as well who says well why aren't you here? I'm like well you never confired, and he's just assumed when he's already told me he's not 100% he's free.... he also texts me at 9pm saying oh shame about tonight- i say shame about what and he says we could have met. Upon asking why he didn't contact me earlier he says he presumed i was busy.

Shame because he is one of my favourite client too.

[English Kate]

Oh Sugar, I had a really crap day yesterday. My 1pm turned out to be a time waster with the mot excuse, then another guy I nearly met during my Oxford tour text me and asked me when I was free. I told him I could see him any time up to 6.30pm and left it at that. He didn't reply straight away so I thought I would go ahead with my plans to do some shopping in the neighbouring village.

Then just as I get to the village I get a text saying he was 20 mins away and will I be there? Bearing in mind that Oxford is well over an hour away!

He couldn't understand why after saying I was able to see him, I wasn't there sat at the apartment fully made up in sexy lingerie with my legs wide open.

I was in a real shitty mood yesterday.

[Jeansman]

Drove one and a half hours and the girl called to say she could not book and get in the hotel room as she had cash only and no credit card to book with! This is the infamous "Melody" travelling liar and fantasist. Thought I was speaking to Baron Munchausen's sister, as this was such an obvious porkie! Talk about insult my intelligence !!
JM.

[abcdef]

2 today all of a sudden they are both fucking banned from driving