How not to book an escort

[sweettalk]

how not to book, by ringing up asking if u are open

nice one hahaha

[SassyAnn]

- Eh aye pet, I'm new to this. so not sure what you do. Do you do sex without a condom?
No way, always need condoms.
- Do you charge for this?
Yes, it's 110 for an hour.
- Oh that's a bit steep, it will cost me £30 in diesel to get to you.
Where are you?
- Haltwhistle (40miles from me). Do you do half an hour?
No, I'm sorry, I can't have people coming and going I need to be discreet in my home.
- You can say I'm the plumber or something. What if you come to me?
Come to Haltwhistle by cab for a half hour booking? No I'm sorry.

I think he must be one of our 'local' hill farmers.

[monty69]

- Eh aye pet, I'm new to this. so not sure what you do. Do you do sex without a condom?
No way, always need condoms.
- Do you charge for this?
Yes, it's 110 for an hour.
- Oh that's a bit steep, it will cost me £30 in diesel to get to you.
Where are you?
- Haltwhistle (40miles from me). Do you do half an hour?
No, I'm sorry, I can't have people coming and going I need to be discreet in my home.
- You can say I'm the plumber or something. What if you come to me?
Come to Haltwhistle by cab for a half hour booking? No I'm sorry.

I think he must be one of our 'local' hill farmers.

The giveaway would have been the bleating of the sheep or the mooing of the cows in the background Ann

[Freddo]

how not to book, by ringing up asking if u are open

I love that Lolo

[Emily of Halifax]

Got this over the weekend all i can say is a***hole

hi ... a weird request, im very lonely today...
and i want to, make love lost my job... and things are really really messed up... if you can find it in ur heart to give me a hour of ur time today, i will be grateful... i have no money but i can give you a ounce of skunk (marijuana) as payment... please ifyou can help reply today... i just want to please some one... pleae let me know if you can help.... im in bradford and can be with you in ten minutes.... Thanks...
and if ive offended you i truly apologise....
nite.

[sweettalk]

.............I am speachless .

[abcdef]

emily why did u refuse

[Emily of Halifax]

emily why did u refuse

Where do you want me to start
1.Drugs
2.sounds thick
3.sent at 1.15 in the morning
4.If he has no money how is he going to afford fuel to get to me dont think the local petrol station would accept payment for a tenners worth of fuel with skunk

God the list is endless

The thing is though he actually has 8 positive feedbacks wish there was a smilie for shaking my head

[abcdef]

emily why did u refuse

Where do you want me to start
1.Drugs
2.sounds thick
3.sent at 1.15 in the morning
4.If he has no money how is he going to afford fuel to get to me dont think the local petrol station would accept payment for a tenners worth of fuel with skunk

God the list is endless

The thing is though he actually has 8 positive feedbacks wish there was a smilie for shaking my head

thats true emily, he was probably high as a kite when texting

[Emily of Halifax]

You kind of know before you even open the message when his profile name contained the word skunk