How not to book an escort

[DivineMissG]

In/Out Date Sent Read From To Subject

Out 28/10/2011 1548 28/10/2011 1511 DivineMissG Re: Hey...today..
No.

In 28/10/2011 1517 28/10/2011 1510 robbiestyle00 Re: Hey...today..
I know, giving it a try!
Just a 15min quickie, but might not be inside my place in case housemate comes back, but can easily do in back garden! I think I like the outdoor thrill..

Out 28/10/2011 1503 28/10/2011 1518 robbiestyle00 Re: Hey...today..
Nowhere on my profile does it state I do car meets.

In 28/10/2011 1538 28/10/2011 1533 DivineMissG I'm in ...
....hampstead by the way...

In 28/10/2011 1543 28/10/2011 1532 DivineMissG Hey...today..
...would you do a 15min quickie with a little nakedness and owo today? Maybe in the car...Always wanted to try it in day light?!

That makes so much more sense when starting at the bottom post and working up

Yep I thought you would have been able to figure it out without an explanation... Well done. ;P

[DivineMissG]

Twat: Hi can I see you today? I'm looking for an incall...

Me: ...I don't take incalls I'm sorry...

Twat: Oh, but could you not just sneak me in this one time? I'm clean, respectable, and well-behaved...

Me: ...Yeah, sure... I'll sneak you in to my home on the same day you invite me in to meet your wife and kids!!

--> I've had three total dickheads asking me to 'sneak' them into my house... Another case of thinking with the Southern brain. Gah!

[iluvjem]

--> I've had three total dickheads asking me to 'sneak' them into my house... Another case of thinking with the Southern brain. Gah!

I get that alot doing only Outcalls as well. Always thought for fun one day I will say yes and if they make through my creepy (scene from Taggart springs to mind) stairwell they can be greeted at the door by my husband. Hopefully they're not afraid of animals as I have a zoo and they'll be a gentlemen and help me put the mattress down for some passionate horny times!!