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Poem Corner - English Kate - 04-06-2011
I don't know why but I woke up horny and instead of getting out the vibe I wrote a poem lol. Nuts!!!
It's a bit naff, but hey it was fun writing it.
If you have any little ditties you would like to add, please feel free.
Horny, horny, horny me,
I'm im need of company,
Woke up feeling hot for cock,
Need one that is hard as rock!
So come on phone,
Why don't you ring?
I need some fun
and good fucking!
I wish I was at my flat,
In front of the cam I would be sat,
I'd be looking glam while I wait,
ready to play and masturbate.
So come on phone,
Why don't you ring?
I need some fun
and good fucking!
I'm so glad half term is done,
I don't want another one!
No more bank holidays!
or Royal Weddings please,
I beg of you on my knees!
So come on phone
Why don't you ring?
I need some fun
and good fucking!
I'm lay on the bed
with legs open wide,
I want to feel your cock
Deep inisde,
So come on phone
Why don't you ring?
I need some fun
and good fucking!
Use your fingers to
make me gush,
The climax such a rush!
Use your tongue to
make me wet,
See how loud I will get.
So come on phone
Why don't you ring?
I need some fun
and good fucking!
Mornings were meant for sex!
Written by Kate x
RE: Poem Corner - doctorcat - 04-06-2011
You're nuts.........
Mary had a little lamb, she fed it on Yorkshire Relish.
When she lifted up the back end, the smell was something hellish......
RE: Poem Corner - English Kate - 04-06-2011
hahaha that is funny x
RE: Poem Corner - jayzee77 - 05-06-2011
She stood on the bridge at midnight,
Her lips were all a quiver.
She gave a cough, and her leg fell off
and floated down the river.
RE: Poem Corner - MrSmith767 - 05-06-2011
Mary had a little lamb
It had a touch of colic
She gave it brandy twice an hour
And now its alcoholic
Ai thank you!!
RE: Poem Corner - abcdef - 05-06-2011
The Tay Bridge Disaster
Beautiful Railway Bridge of the Silv'ry Tay!
Alas! I am very sorry to say
That ninety lives have been taken away
On the last Sabbath day of 1879,
Which will be remember'd for a very long time.
'Twas about seven o'clock at night,
And the wind it blew with all its might,
And the rain came pouring down,
And the dark clouds seem'd to frown,
And the Demon of the air seem'd to say-
"I'll blow down the Bridge of Tay."
When the train left Edinburgh
The passengers' hearts were light and felt no sorrow,
But Boreas blew a terrific gale,
Which made their hearts for to quail,
And many of the passengers with fear did say-
"I hope God will send us safe across the Bridge of Tay."
But when the train came near to Wormit Bay,
Boreas he did loud and angry bray,
And shook the central girders of the Bridge of Tay
On the last Sabbath day of 1879,
Which will be remember'd for a very long time.
So the train sped on with all its might,
And Bonnie Dundee soon hove in sight,
And the passengers' hearts felt light,
Thinking they would enjoy themselves on the New Year,
With their friends at home they lov'd most dear,
And wish them all a happy New Year.
So the train mov'd slowly along the Bridge of Tay,
Until it was about midway,
Then the central girders with a crash gave way,
And down went the train and passengers into the Tay!
The Storm Fiend did loudly bray,
Because ninety lives had been taken away,
On the last Sabbath day of 1879,
Which will be remember'd for a very long time.
As soon as the catastrophe came to be known
The alarm from mouth to mouth was blown,
And the cry rang out all o'er the town,
Good Heavens! the Tay Bridge is blown down,
And a passenger train from Edinburgh,
Which fill'd all the peoples hearts with sorrow,
And made them for to turn pale,
Because none of the passengers were sav'd to tell the tale
How the disaster happen'd on the last Sabbath day of 1879,
Which will be remember'd for a very long time.
It must have been an awful sight,
To witness in the dusky moonlight,
While the Storm Fiend did laugh, and angry did bray,
Along the Railway Bridge of the Silv'ry Tay,
Oh! ill-fated Bridge of the Silv'ry Tay,
I must now conclude my lay
By telling the world fearlessly without the least dismay,
That your central girders would not have given way,
At least many sensible men do say,
Had they been supported on each side with buttresses,
At least many sensible men confesses,
For the stronger we our houses do build,
The less chance we have of being killed.
william mcgonagall
RE: Poem Corner - MrSmith767 - 05-06-2011
Lolo, I thought the immortal Burns would be more your thing
RE: Poem Corner - abcdef - 05-06-2011
no never liked burns's stuff
The Great Cow Disaster
Upon yonder hill there stands a coo
I've just had a look
It's no there noo!
RE: Poem Corner - doctorcat - 05-06-2011
I like the Tay bridge one Lolo, very poignant.
One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
One was blind and the other couldn't see
So they chose a dummy for a referee
A blind man went to see fair play
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralyzed donkey passing by
Kicked the blind man in the eye
Knocked him through a 9 inch wall
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to arrest the 2 dead boys
If you don't believe this story's true
Ask the blind man, he saw it, too!
RE: Poem Corner - SassyAnn - 05-06-2011
(05-06-2011, 09:01)lolo Wrote: no never liked burns's stuff
The Great Cow Disaster
Upon yonder hill there stands a coo
I've just had a look
It's no there noo!
I love it!