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Joke of the day - Emily of Halifax - 05-05-2011
On Friday Kate Middleton asked the Queen about the secret to a long and happy marriage. The Queen replied "Wear your seat belt and don't piss me off!"
RE: Joke of the day - abcdef - 05-05-2011
what's the difference between osama bin laden & barcelona players
osama was hit before he went down
RE: Joke of the day - MrSmith767 - 07-05-2011
Are bad taste jokes allowed?
I suppose they must be!
What do Kate Middleton and Osama bin Laden have in common?
The both got their back doors smashed in at the weekend by a man in uniform, and then had a weapon unloaded in their face.
I'll get my coat........
RE: Joke of the day - abcdef - 07-05-2011
u being reading sickipedia lol
RE: Joke of the day - MrSmith767 - 07-05-2011
(07-05-2011, 00:21)lolo Wrote: u being reading sickipedia lolnot this week, why has it been posted there?
stupid question, if you just said it then it must be there!
RE: Joke of the day - abcdef - 07-05-2011
(07-05-2011, 00:29)MrSmith767 Wrote:(07-05-2011, 00:21)lolo Wrote: u being reading sickipedia lolnot this week, why has it been posted there?
stupid question, if you just said it then it must be there!
not yet but thats their style
RE: Joke of the day - Emily of Halifax - 25-07-2011
Man goes to dr for a Penis extension. Doc suggests baby elephant trunk stitched on for £3000. Man agrees. 6wks later whilst having dinner with a new woman he feels an unusual stirring in his pants and thinks this is the nite! While chatting ova dinner, his cock flies out, steals sum fruit off the table and goes bk. Wow! She says can u do that again? He says my cock can but i don't think my arse can take another apple
RE: Joke of the day - Freddo - 25-07-2011
My budgie broke his leg today
so I made him a splint out of two swan vestas
his little face lit up when he tried to walk
My wife just rang
to say "Gavin from Auto glass has been and just injected some resin into her crack"
I am not normally suspicious but I have got the car