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you are obiously to much of a townie get yourself into the county mark you will be amazed at what you find
lol I moved back to Leeds from an old farmhouse in Lincolnshire about 18 months ago.. sometimes I DO miss the sound of banjos and the surprised sound of assaulted chickens Tongue
loe dualling banjos not sure of chickens and I am scared of sheep dont laugh but they always look angry
LOL Sheep are really stupid animals.. but they can still hurt when they decide to headbutt you Wink
Whose been assaulting the poor chickens whilst I've been out of the country? I may need to take direct action!
(21-08-2011, 01:21)TophatMark Wrote: [ -> ]LOL Sheep are really stupid animals.. but they can still hurt when they decide to headbutt you Wink


Especially considering there heads are usually at about groin height

(21-08-2011, 01:21)TophatMark Wrote: [ -> ]LOL Sheep are really stupid animals.. but they can still hurt when they decide to headbutt you Wink

wouldnt know david I wouldnt hang round long enough to find out
(21-08-2011, 01:21)TophatMark Wrote: [ -> ]LOL Sheep are really stupid animals.. but they can still hurt when they decide to headbutt you Wink


Goats are worse they are lethal

monty69

Sheep are lovely animals - granted if they dont like you, you will get more than you bargained for.

I would agree that goats are worse, much worse!

Dont forget Mark that men are only supposed to be able to do one thing at a time, so during sex, why would you spoil that by trying to talk as well?? Not only that, you may well find that you cant get a word in edgeways anyway Big Grin
(22-08-2011, 12:30)monty69 Wrote: [ -> ]Sheep are lovely animals - granted if they dont like you, you will get more than you bargained for.

I would agree that goats are worse, much worse!

Dont forget Mark that men are only supposed to be able to do one thing at a time, so during sex, why would you spoil that by trying to talk as well?? Not only that, you may well find that you cant get a word in edgeways anyway Big Grin


How come you are so clever Monty. Did a lady tell you all that
I once made a cup of tea and Toast at the same time
had to have a lay down afterwards

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