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just had one

me : hi
him : oh fuck my wife has just came in

end of call
(02-07-2011, 20:54)lolo Wrote: [ -> ]just had one

me : hi
him : oh fuck my wife has just came in

end of call

Lol,

I am sure I just saw the guy that damaged my knee a few months ago with a little girl crossing the road. I think he must have invited me round to his while wifey was visiting the outlaws with said child.
haha!
oh i get them

me : hi
D : oh u are scottish
me: yep
D : but u are coming to kent
me : yes in sept
D : are u still going to be scottish when u are in kent
me : wtf are u on about
D : meant u still going to be scottish
me : of course i am
D : oh right....well i'll contact u again in sept when u are here to see if u still are

end of call

i mean christ sake
Maybe there s something you could do about it between now and then, turn Muslim, maybe?

Sarah
or rastafarian?
(03-07-2011, 16:54)lolo Wrote: [ -> ]oh i get them

me : hi
D : oh u are scottish
me: yep
D : but u are coming to kent
me : yes in sept
D : are u still going to be scottish when u are in kent
me : wtf are u on about
D : meant u still going to be scottish
me : of course i am
D : oh right....well i'll contact u again in sept when u are here to see if u still are

end of call

i mean christ sake

Just spat my wine out reading that bloody hilarious start practising an irish accent that will really confuse him come september
Or a Jamaican one! Ghetto girlz rule!
might get my sis to record a message in german then play it
(03-07-2011, 19:32)ShySmile Wrote: [ -> ]Or a Jamaican one! Ghetto girlz rule!

lolo could have the dreadlocks and red green and white knitted hat that would really confuse him

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