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well,..ive got to copy this email ive had from a girl who is claiming to want to be an escort,.....just read on lol


]hi tinkz!

im michelle i realli want to be an escort just lyk you i love ur profile, im 23 and i luv sex....i luv men but i dont like p**i's ya get me?

can you plz just tell me what to expec as ive got a m8 who does it but all she duz is lay back and dey lick her pussy and its easi dolla!

i came up wiv a name,..i wanna be called gillette,...the best a man can get.

wat do you think? id like to hear from you so holla at a bitch yeh?



im still trying to fathom what the fuck to reply to? lolx

That is hysterical!!!! I like the gillette bit.

lol for someone with such dyer spelling and grammer ( i know i cant talk ) im amazed she could come up with it if im honest lol

ffs lol

There is something about that email, can't quite put my finger on it but it does seem odd. Clearly Tinkerbell, you appeal to this Michelle as she is asking you for advice but, blimey, its hard to follow in places! Still she managed to spell Gillette right so that's a start.

Having read it again a couple of times, I think I follow it better - down here we dont experience the problems you do in Brum!!

lost in translation here I am afraid

lol its very hard to follow i did have to go back to it a few times

i wish we didnt have those problems monty but im afraid we do have quiite a few ghetto girls here in brum

It's quite worrying that I got it straight away. Oops.
Wassup wiv youse all? Dis bitch down wid da ghetto girls.

no comment ann

I reckon its worse when you get an email that is half text talk and half almost English. I have that problem with my daughter and she gets really shirty when I dont reply. She will get the message eventually!!