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Make sure you get the right one for the right woman.

Sex with your wife............ Legal and General.

Sex on the Telephone.......... Direct Line.

Sex with your partner.......... Standard Life.

Sex with someone Different.... Go Compare.

Sex with a fat bird...............More Than.

Sex on the back seat of car..... Sheila's Wheels.

Sex with a posh bird............. Privilaged.

Sex with a Transvestite.......... Confused.com.
(24-05-2011, 18:19)zoekent Wrote: [ -> ]Make sure you get the right one for the right woman.

Sex with your wife............ Legal and General.

Sex on the Telephone.......... Direct Line.

Sex with your partner.......... Standard Life.

Sex with someone Different.... Go Compare.

Sex with a fat bird...............More Than.

Sex on the back seat of car..... Sheila's Wheels.

Sex with a posh bird............. Privilaged.

Sex with a Transvestite.......... Confused.com.


im def more than Wink
very good
i like that, had to copy n paste to send to my grandpa lol
I got this one sent to me from my friend in Edinburgh the other day. I would give you another one he sent me that was really funny but I deleted all my texts this morning, do'h.
I am often Confused.com, but not in that way!