24-05-2011, 18:19
Make sure you get the right one for the right woman.
Sex with your wife............ Legal and General.
Sex on the Telephone.......... Direct Line.
Sex with your partner.......... Standard Life.
Sex with someone Different.... Go Compare.
Sex with a fat bird...............More Than.
Sex on the back seat of car..... Sheila's Wheels.
Sex with a posh bird............. Privilaged.
Sex with a Transvestite.......... Confused.com.
Sex with your wife............ Legal and General.
Sex on the Telephone.......... Direct Line.
Sex with your partner.......... Standard Life.
Sex with someone Different.... Go Compare.
Sex with a fat bird...............More Than.
Sex on the back seat of car..... Sheila's Wheels.
Sex with a posh bird............. Privilaged.
Sex with a Transvestite.......... Confused.com.