Todays fantasy is...

[English Kate]

Okay, call me odd, but...

Anywone in Newcastle fancy fucking me over the sofa while I watch the Apprentice?

You must be prepared to clear yourself up and get yourself hard again, as I will be watching the telly the whole time, but my body will be at your full disposal. Special Newcastle rates apply.

Is this your fantasy too? You know you want to

[tinkerbell]

haha i love it,.....i dont get the whole apprentice thing tho.....

[English Kate]

I love the Apprentice, I love how these people who think they are something special, do the stupidist things and it makes me feel better about myself lol.

Sadly no offers of sex while I watch it though lol.

[tinkerbell]

lol oh do a reverse booking im sure someone would bid lol

[MrSmith767]

If I were anywhere near Newcastle.....

[abcdef]

totally know where u are coming from with over the sofa

[English Kate]

lol I'm buggered if I'm paying! I meant if any potential client would like to do my fantasy lol, but thanks for the idea Tinks.

Oh MrSmiths, you would have got mates rates too! lol

[MrSmith767]

Thanks Kate, that's the nicest thing I've heard today.

[English Kate]

Thanks Kate, that's the nicest thing I've heard today.

Your day must have been shit then lol. I can be nice sometimes

[Hicky]

I can't help but feel hearing you snort with contempt at The Apprentice candidates may confuse me and led to a severe drop in my self esteem - so best not even if you have recorded it!