You are what you eat - anti-sexual food

[Ruralpunter]

Has anyone got tales of the wrong food before sex? This is mine.

Had a meet in April with an wonderful escort I had seen twice before, but not for a couple of months. I went to her place for an incall, first time at her place, which was fine. It was an early appointment at 10.00am for 2 hours of fun. After a bit of a chat we started to disrobe, kiss and caress. Eventually I worked my way down to my favourite place and MY GOD talk about an eye watering aroma hit me like a punch in the face! This was very strange as she was a very clean girl, all sorts of things were flitting through my mind. I decided to retreat to using my hands as I couldn't stay down there.
After the meet, I was peturbed by the aroma, so I googled symtoms etc. one of which was an STI OMG! However, that night I cooked Asparagus and took a pee a little later and Bingo that was the smell! Extraordinary!!

[Trinity-Belle]

Yup... asparagus is horrid for causing "smells" down there... makes your cum taste disgusting too.

[iluvjem]

Annoyingly I found doing the Dukans Diet had an effect down there..like a vinegar smell

Glad I just gave into to being fat ha ha

[fetishbootslut]

Yup... asparagus is horrid for causing "smells" down there... makes your cum taste disgusting too.

Agree Asparagus smelly pee is awful. Meant to be and afrodisiac (can't spell) not if you are into ws! lol

Pineapple though is meant to be good for making spunk taste nice.

[dianamurphy]

Not everyone gets smelly pee after eating asparagus oddly enough, it's a gene thing doncha know? Thankfully I'm one of the lucky one's as I love asparagus! LOL! The OH isn't one of the lucky few though, bless!

[Trinity-Belle]

Really? Blimey... you learn something new every day! lol x

[fetishbootslut]

Every day a school day as I thought it happened to all but can't say I have done any research though!.

[HornyHeidiBush]

I find that garlic is awful for that. Don't think anyone has commented, but I can smell it on myself. I call it garlic minge lol. VILE!

From what I've heard, pineapple juice is great for men and women for making you smell sweet. I remember going out for a meal with my gay best friend and his parents years ago. It was a Thai meal, so lots of garlic, onions, spices, and general odour inducing stuff. He was meeting up with his boyfriend the day after, so ordered a large glass of pineapple juice, I guess to try and cancel out the effects of everything else. I immediately knew what he was up to; don't think his parents realised what we were giggling about