Men... How do they do it?

[sarahxxx]

My OH came home from work and within less than 2 hours he had used 4 pint glasses and two large wine glasses

And then after having a shower and leaving two large towels and his dirty work clothes laying round the house he asked me to drive him somewhere as he had been to the pub before he came home

Sarah

[MrSmith767]

It takes years of practice

[Freddo]

My OH came home from work and within less than 2 hours he had used 4 pint glasses and two large wine glasses

And then after having a shower and leaving two large towels and his dirty work clothes laying round the house he asked me to drive him somewhere as he had been to the pub before he came home

Sarah

I wish I had a OH like you Sarah

[MrSmith767]

My OH came home from work and within less than 2 hours he had used 4 pint glasses and two large wine glasses

And then after having a shower and leaving two large towels and his dirty work clothes laying round the house he asked me to drive him somewhere as he had been to the pub before he came home

Sarah

I wish I had a OH like you Sarah

Freddo, what are you saying about Sarah's OH?

[sarahxxx]

I wish I had a OH like you Sarah

Freddo, what are you saying about Sarah's OH?

MrSmith, I see where you are going with this, you little matchmaker you...

He is all yours Freddo!

sarah

[MrSmith767]

ROTFL

[Freddo]

My OH came home from work and within less than 2 hours he had used 4 pint glasses and two large wine glasses

And then after having a shower and leaving two large towels and his dirty work clothes laying round the house he asked me to drive him somewhere as he had been to the pub before he came home

Sarah

I wish I had a OH like you Sarah

Freddo, what are you saying about Sarah's OH?

He might just be taking the mick a bit
Either that or his mum did everything for him when he was younger

I would never expect anyone to clear up after me
and if I want to go to the pub get a cab

[English Kate]

Even my son wouldn't dare do all that in a short space of time. He'd have a right earfull if he did. To me he sounds like he needs to be reminded about respect.

[SassyAnn]

Am I mad to be wishing I had an OH?
Sarah, at least you are comfortable with each other - if that's a good thing! You would miss his sloppy, irritating ways if he wasn't there! And he must have something going for him.... it's not as if escorts don't get enough offers to be whisked away - I'm sure you would have ditched him a loooonnnnnggg time ago if you didn't love the cotton socks off him!

[Freddo]

I wish I had a OH like you Sarah

Freddo, what are you saying about Sarah's OH?

MrSmith, I see where you are going with this, you little matchmaker you...

He is all yours Freddo!

sarah

Wrong way round Sarah I could do with you in my life
you are a wonderful lady at home
i bet you can even cook