Most annoying things when you are looking for an escort on AW

[pubichairlover]

First most annoying thing for me is women shaving their pubic hair clean off which they assume all blokes like, next most annoying is when they say they are "classy".

For fuck sake, I don't want you to be classy, I want you to be a dirty filthy slut who will pull my trousers down and suck my slightly stinky cock without hesitation and enjoy it. I want to meet someone who will do my wildest and sexiest fatansies, I don't want someone trying to act like some upper class bitch. I do not want somebody perfectly groomed and manicured. Nor do I want to have to make myself that way, I want a filthy and sweaty encounter.

Obviously I am not looking to catch any diseases but I want her body, her flesh to be like that of a real woman, not some fucking sex doll. I want to smell her and taste her feminine scent. What is it with women assuming that blokes want them all clean and fake?

Rant over.