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RE: How not to book an escort - monty69 - 04-08-2011

I guess they always live in the blind hope that someone might say yes!

Probably not a proper escort either - just pretending to be one to get a free jump!!


RE: How not to book an escort - Freddo - 04-08-2011

(04-08-2011, 08:11)monty69 Wrote: I guess they always live in the blind hope that someone might say yes!

Probably not a proper escort either - just pretending to be one to get a free jump!!


I wonder if that sort of thing ever works




RE: How not to book an escort - abcdef - 05-08-2011

(04-08-2011, 23:36)Freddo Wrote: I wonder if that sort of thing ever works

not here it doesnt


RE: How not to book an escort - Freddo - 05-08-2011

(05-08-2011, 01:26)lolo Wrote:
(04-08-2011, 23:36)Freddo Wrote: I wonder if that sort of thing ever works

not here it doesnt

It is not something I would try but was just wondering wether a lady fresh into the buisness would fall for something like that.
The ones I always find really funny are the ones that are looking for a travel partner to some exotic location but of course you have to meet first for a few hours so he can check wether you are compatable but you have to go to him and of course there is no charge


RE: How not to book an escort - abcdef - 05-08-2011

yes freddo those ones are very funny


RE: How not to book an escort - Emily of Halifax - 05-08-2011

(04-08-2011, 08:11)monty69 Wrote: I guess they always live in the blind hope that someone might say yes!

Probably not a proper escort either - just pretending to be one to get a free jump!!

He can jump as much as he likes Freddo but one thing for certain I will not be jumping with him




RE: How not to book an escort - Freddo - 05-08-2011

(05-08-2011, 09:33)Emily of Halifax Wrote:
(04-08-2011, 08:11)monty69 Wrote: I guess they always live in the blind hope that someone might say yes!

Probably not a proper escort either - just pretending to be one to get a free jump!!

He can jump as much as he likes Freddo but one thing for certain I will not be jumping with him

I have a spare parachute Em, or you could just pull my rip cord to see if it works





RE: How not to book an escort - lucy7 - 06-08-2011

I had a class one liner sent to my Lucy and Hubby profile a few months ago.....

"Hi there hun, I want to fuck your arse and squeeze your tits while your husband watches"

Lovely!
Lucy


RE: How not to book an escort - Emily of Halifax - 06-08-2011

dont they have such an endearing way with words Lucy
(05-08-2011, 23:29)Freddo Wrote:
(05-08-2011, 09:33)Emily of Halifax Wrote:
(04-08-2011, 08:11)monty69 Wrote: I guess they always live in the blind hope that someone might say yes!

Probably not a proper escort either - just pretending to be one to get a free jump!!

He can jump as much as he likes Freddo but one thing for certain I will not be jumping with him

I have a spare parachute Em, or you could just pull my rip cord to see if it works

So is that me and you sky diving then Freddo on problem though I am scared of heights




RE: How not to book an escort - Johnhomes65 - 06-08-2011

(06-08-2011, 08:11)lucy7 Wrote: I had a class one liner sent to my Lucy and Hubby profile a few months ago.....

"Hi there hun, I want to fuck your arse and squeeze your tits while your husband watches"

Lovely!
Lucy


Nice to see that there are some true romantics out there.