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RE: How not to book an escort - English Kate - 10-08-2011
I got a call from him this morning at 7.43am, but I did not answer it. His card has been marked!
RE: How not to book an escort - abcdef - 10-08-2011
what a numpty ringing u again
RE: How not to book an escort - Freddo - 10-08-2011
(10-08-2011, 08:34)CurvaceousKate Wrote: I got a call from him this morning at 7.43am, but I did not answer it. His card has been marked!
Hmm what a twat he should not have let you down
RE: How not to book an escort - English Kate - 11-08-2011
I've had a few live to regret their bad manners or pranks, especially the local ones who realise there are not as many escorts as they thought and back track when they really do want some fun. One chap has been texting me now for a good 3 months trying to get me to change my mind about him lol. It's not going to happen!
RE: How not to book an escort - abcdef - 11-08-2011
how not to book, by telling me your cock size & asking if i can take it
RE: How not to book an escort - iluvjem - 11-08-2011
(11-08-2011, 07:39)CurvaceousKate Wrote: I've had a few live to regret their bad manners or pranks, especially the local ones who realise there are not as many escorts as they thought and back track when they really do want some fun. One chap has been texting me now for a good 3 months trying to get me to change my mind about him lol. It's not going to happen!
I get this allot especially with offering freeview webcam. You get guys interested in escort bookings too. Some guys will be total dicks then wonder a month later why you wont see them. I have a rather good memory and even if I dont remember why all i need to do is see a username and it'll click i have to investigate it.
I have a zero second chance policy yet so many will take the piss then wonder why you might not want to spend intimate time with them..
(11-08-2011, 16:04)lolo Wrote: how not to book, by telling me your cock size & asking if i can take it
ha ha! Yes strange as it may seems boys you'll get on better not talking about your willy
RE: How not to book an escort - English Kate - 11-08-2011
I just had a young guy back in worcester start texting me a million questions. I told him to call me and he said he was shy on the phone, so I told him he probably wasn't best for me. He was asking stuff like,'You're older than I normally go, how will I know if I will enjoy being with you?', 'Do you dress up? 'I'm quite large and wide in the trouser department is that ok? He was most upset when I told him unless he called I was not interested and said, 'but I thought you were an escort?' And????
Apparently he likes fiesty women and has said he will book me when I get back. *yawns*.
RE: How not to book an escort - Freddo - 12-08-2011
(11-08-2011, 16:04)lolo Wrote: how not to book, by telling me your cock size & asking if i can take it
So I better not ask you to promise not to laugh, well out loud at least
or if you can find it
RE: How not to book an escort - abcdef - 12-08-2011
(12-08-2011, 07:27)Freddo Wrote: So I better not ask you to promise not to laugh, well out loud at least
or if you can find it
oh dont worry i would find it special internal radar
RE: How not to book an escort - Freddo - 12-08-2011
(12-08-2011, 07:29)lolo Wrote:(12-08-2011, 07:27)Freddo Wrote: So I better not ask you to promise not to laugh, well out loud at least
or if you can find it
oh dont worry i would find it special internal radar
You would need it to